Lyrics

(I’m logging on, watch out)

These days I don’t go to bed enough
Dweebs say I am “not well read enough”
I may as well be dead

(Yeah)

But I look clever on the internet
I look sexy on the internet
In real life, I’m a mess

I’m a mess
I’m a mess
I’m a mess
I’m a mess
I’m a mess
I’m a mess
I’m a mess
Oh yes

Colosseum on the internet
Shout for freedom on the internet!
In real life, what a mess
Hide your haggards on the internet
Blag and dagger on the internet
It’s climbed inside my head

With the rest
With the rest
With the rest
With the rest
I’m a mess
I’m a mess
I’m a mess
Oh yes

Everyone is on the internet
Everyone is on the internet
(Internet!)
Including you

Moderator said to tone it down
(Internet!)
Admin said to stop the promo spam
(“Hey check out my brand new mix!”)
(Internet!)
Admin said I am shadow-banned
(Internet!)
(Internet!)

I’m so lonely on the world wide web
Stay up late, I will sleep when I’m dead
Whilst being vilified
(Now listen here you)
They are wrong and I’m prepared with facts
They just tried to hand me back my ass
It’s time to go outside

[Backing vocals: I don’t give a [blank] about your pop quiz
I don’t want to listen to your single
When there’s things I can get mad about

If this was a book, I’d get a refund
Everyone’s a [blank] and pays subscriptions
Just to argue with a bot
Idiotic plot!]